boy: shit baby you're so wet already
girl: that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something
There are 7 billion people on this planet who I have not met, and 195 countries...– Unknown (via setbabiesonfire)
‘I don’t want to talk as much,’ she said, denting her chin thoughtfully with her...– L.M. Montgomery, Anne of Green Gables (via perfect)
shout out to the people who never unfollow me for some reason even when i never post anything relevant to their interests
I hate when people cry in front of me like should I pat their head, should I grab their ass I don’t fucking know
Reblog if your boobs glow in the dark.